LeMonique: Joke of the Day - The Pious Man and the Atheist

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, the pious man raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above... "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"

Tep pa Bo Salú

Teksto di beibel: "Henter Skritura ta inspirá pa Dios i ta útil pa duna siñansa, refutá i korigi pa instruí kon biba un bida rekto". ~ 2 Timoteo 3:16

Tep di Siman:
BRONKITIS
Bronkítis ta un malu di infekshon di kanal di rosea (bronki).
For di promé biaha ku haña bronkítis mester kur’é masha bon, sino e persona ta keda hañ’é kada bes.
~ Por herebé sèlder den lechi i bebe kayente.
~ Tambe por bebe te di Palu-dushi ku miel aden.
~ Por machiká yerba di hole ku nétumuskat den Zeta di Koko, poné anochi riba fòntanèl i despues mara e kabes e ta los tur sleim. E ta bon pa pashènt di asma tambe.
~ Por traha un kataplan na siguiente manera: traha un pasta di manteka-bela ku nétumuskat raspá aden. Poné riba un paña i bolté riba pechu di e pashènt. Poné anochi i kité mainta, e ta kita ronkamentu.